And thus is the Harrison Fording of Nic Cage finally completed.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Creature
What the poster doesn't tell you is that everyone depicted will be wearing a highly visible bra.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Main St.
In Heaven, the nursing homes fall under the protection of one man.
ORLANDO BLOOM
IS
STRIPPERCOP
COMING THIS FALL.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
The Last Circus
Pope Juggalo II had Galileo placed under house arrest for his controversial teachings regarding the workings of "fuckin' magnets".
Monday, July 25, 2011
Passion Play
I didn't think you could make Mickey Rourke and Megan Fox look more like grotesque, plasticized caricatures of themselves but Photoshop found a way.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Phase 7
Boy this sure looks...funny? Scary? Exciting? Tonally ambivalent? What in the hell are they going for with this?
And wouldn't the "executive producer of Paranormal Activity" just be "the guy who let us borrow a handheld camera for a few days"?
Monday, July 18, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Friday, July 8, 2011
The Mighty Macs
NUNSENSE: A JJ ABRAMS PRODUCTION
Okay, there needs to be some kind of cap on the amount of lens flare you're allowed to use to commemorate a victory in a high school girls' basketball league.
Like, could you imagine what they'd do if a hot nun had cured cancer? We'd all be blind.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Dear Lemon Lima
Sweet Jesus. It's like some kind of cutsey bullshit singularity.
Zooey Deschanel must see this way all the time.
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Cowboys & Aliens
So the poster for Cowboys & Aliens is just a bunch of disparate elements hastily slapped together with no regard for consistency or clarity?
Who says there's no truth in advertising?
Friday, July 1, 2011
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