Friday, July 29, 2011

Trespass

And thus is the Harrison Fording of Nic Cage finally completed.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Creature

What the poster doesn't tell you is that everyone depicted will be wearing a highly visible bra.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Main St.

In Heaven, the nursing homes fall under the protection of one man.

ORLANDO BLOOM
IS
STRIPPERCOP

COMING THIS FALL.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Last Circus

Pope Juggalo II had Galileo placed under house arrest for his controversial teachings regarding the workings of "fuckin' magnets".

Monday, July 25, 2011

Passion Play

I didn't think you could make Mickey Rourke and Megan Fox look more like grotesque, plasticized caricatures of themselves but Photoshop found a way.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Phase 7

Boy this sure looks...funny? Scary? Exciting? Tonally ambivalent? What in the hell are they going for with this?

And wouldn't the "executive producer of Paranormal Activity" just be "the guy who let us borrow a handheld camera for a few days"?

Monday, July 18, 2011

Friday, July 15, 2011

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Shark Night 3D

Oh my God! The shark has already eaten her legs! Oh...

Monday, July 11, 2011

The Family Tree

Terrence Malick's The Tree of Stock Publicity Photos.

Friday, July 8, 2011

The Mighty Macs

 NUNSENSE: A JJ ABRAMS PRODUCTION

Okay, there needs to be some kind of cap on the amount of lens flare you're allowed to use to commemorate a victory in a high school girls' basketball league.

Like, could you imagine what they'd do if a hot nun had cured cancer? We'd all be blind. 


Thursday, July 7, 2011

Dear Lemon Lima

Sweet Jesus. It's like some kind of cutsey bullshit singularity.

Zooey Deschanel must see this way all the time.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Julia X

Wow, I guess they really did take a few liberties with that reimagining
of The Graduate.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Cowboys & Aliens

So the poster for Cowboys & Aliens is just a bunch of disparate elements hastily slapped together with no regard for consistency or clarity?

Who says there's no truth in advertising?

Friday, July 1, 2011

Monte Carlo

NO ONE WILL BE SEATED AFTER THE THRILLING "THREE PEOPLE SITTING ON THINGS" SCENE!!!