Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Money Pet

So, where does the dog get the money? Going from the tagline, I'm guessing prostitution.

Friday, May 27, 2011

11-11-11

Apparently The Number 23, The Omen remake, Knowing, 2012, Chain Letter, The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons weren't nearly enough to placate a numerology thriller-hungry audience.

Although it is nice that they brought on a director who has experience with numbers, repetition, and disappointment.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale

Yup, those are the kinds of facial expressions you make once you've resigned yourself to appearing in a movie directed by Uwe Boll.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Extreme Movie

Woah, is that a Pre-Raphaelite painting of Michael Cera? That is SO EXTREME DAWG!

Also, this is apparently "soft porn masquerading as comedy starring Jamie Kennedy" week.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Finding Bliss

You seriously couldn't get Jamie Kennedy in the studio for a photoshoot? I guess his busy schedule conflicted with Denise Richards's.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Melancholia (Foreign)

YOU DON'T GET TO
OFFEND
6,000,000 JEWS
WITHOUT HUMILIATING
A FEW WOMEN

(They reuse designs, I reuse jokes. Fair is fair.)

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Friday, May 13, 2011

Neverwas

"DUUUURRRRRR I LIKE IT WHEN THE SHINY"- Aaron Eckhart, Hero

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Fast Five

Why is the poster for a film that consists almost entirely of carsplosions so...painterly? This looks like something that should be hanging in my dentist's waiting room.

Fast Five: A film by Terrence Malick.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Heavy Petting

The man and the dog were about to kiss before a cardboard cutout got in the way.
That is literally the only way to process this image.