So, where does the dog get the money? Going from the tagline, I'm guessing prostitution.
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Friday, May 27, 2011
11-11-11
Apparently The Number 23, The Omen remake, Knowing, 2012, Chain Letter, The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons weren't nearly enough to placate a numerology thriller-hungry audience.
Although it is nice that they brought on a director who has experience with numbers, repetition, and disappointment.
Thursday, May 26, 2011
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Seige Tale
Yup, those are the kinds of facial expressions you make once you've resigned yourself to appearing in a movie directed by Uwe Boll.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Extreme Movie
Woah, is that a Pre-Raphaelite painting of Michael Cera? That is SO EXTREME DAWG!
Also, this is apparently "soft porn masquerading as comedy starring Jamie Kennedy" week.
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Finding Bliss
You seriously couldn't get Jamie Kennedy in the studio for a photoshoot? I guess his busy schedule conflicted with Denise Richards's.
Monday, May 23, 2011
Melancholia (Foreign)
YOU DON'T GET TO
OFFEND
6,000,000 JEWS
WITHOUT HUMILIATING
A FEW WOMEN
(They reuse designs, I reuse jokes. Fair is fair.)
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Friday, May 13, 2011
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Fast Five
Why is the poster for a film that consists almost entirely of carsplosions so...painterly? This looks like something that should be hanging in my dentist's waiting room.
Fast Five: A film by Terrence Malick.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Heavy Petting
The man and the dog were about to kiss before a cardboard cutout got in the way.
That is literally the only way to process this image.
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