Monday, August 1, 2011

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

"See, it's like the civil rights movement, except this time they're actual monkeys!"-someone in Hollywood, apparently

Friday, July 29, 2011


And thus is the Harrison Fording of Nic Cage finally completed.

Thursday, July 28, 2011


What the poster doesn't tell you is that everyone depicted will be wearing a highly visible bra.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Main St.

In Heaven, the nursing homes fall under the protection of one man.



Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The Last Circus

Pope Juggalo II had Galileo placed under house arrest for his controversial teachings regarding the workings of "fuckin' magnets".

Monday, July 25, 2011

Passion Play

I didn't think you could make Mickey Rourke and Megan Fox look more like grotesque, plasticized caricatures of themselves but Photoshop found a way.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Phase 7

Boy this sure looks...funny? Scary? Exciting? Tonally ambivalent? What in the hell are they going for with this?

And wouldn't the "executive producer of Paranormal Activity" just be "the guy who let us borrow a handheld camera for a few days"?

Monday, July 18, 2011

Friday, July 15, 2011