Thursday, April 28, 2011

X-Men First Class Redux

So, this guy's mutant power is the ability to project facial expressions on his crotch?

Eh, that's still not as lame as Hawkman.



It's always a bad sign when the ads inside your poster are the most interesting thing about it.

Seriously, what is "CLEAR PILL"? Will it "unlock my potential"? I have to know!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Mr. Popper's Penguins

With the recent glut of 3D kid's movies, it's refreshing to see a film so devoted to the traditional two dimensions that it does away with depth perception altogether.

Water for Elephants

Reese WItherspoon serenely grinds against a pachyderm as a gentle drizzle of acrobat urine falls about them.
Somewhere, a young man discovers his first fetish.

Monday, April 25, 2011

Another Harvest Moon

Oh. My. God.
There's too much wrong with this to even select something to make fun of, so I'd just like to direct your attention towards the tagline: "When Dignity Means Everything".

Friday, April 22, 2011

The Hangover Part II

"We're in a Richard Linklater movie?! I mean, Bangkok?"

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Blondes Have More FIGHT

The tagline for this really should have been "Blondes have more GUNS". This is true. Deep down, you know that this is true.

Sucker Punch

Visionary director Zack Snyder's 'mind-bending vision of reality' is basically "what if the internet threw up all over The Dirty Dozen"?

I must admit, I was unprepared for that.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Atlas Shrugged Pt. 1

So the poster for Atlas Shrugged is just a poorly designed corporate logo, without any indication that this is meant to be a movie with a story and characters?

That actually sounds about right.

X-Men First Class

Looks like this artist was sick the day poster design school taught "orange".

Good to see they still got the lens flare on there though.

Henry's Crime

The King's Speech

For all the twelve-year olds who are interested in historical dramas about the British monarchy but don't like to giggle when someone says 'fuck'.


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