Doctor Dolittle: Tail to the Cheif

 

Man, Vivid Entertainment is going to be pissed when they learn that they'll have to change the subtitle of their inevitable Obama- themed adult film.

Beethoven's Big Break

 

Pfft, teach it to play basketball, THEN I'll be impressed.

Spy Kids 4

 

THAT'S NOT EVEN A PUN. CHRIST.

Abduction

 

"Die Hard in a kaleidoscope with the Twilight werewolf" probably shouldn't have made it past the "high concept" stage.

Friends with Benefits

 

It's nice to see movie stars using their platform to spread awareness of debilitating conditions like Alien Hand Syndrome.

Romeo and Juliet (in Yiddish)

 

Sorry, but this project lost all credibility the moment you decided not to call it Romeo and Jewliet.

Green Lantern

 

"Woah, you didn't tell me Abin Sur was going to be in it! Now I have to see this movie!!!"- Literally no one, ever

The Fifth Quarter

A mass of white people, bathed in golden light, raising their arms in salute? Yeah, that's pretty inspirational all right.

Salvation Boulevard

 

DEATH BIBLE: THE BIBLE THAT EATS

Straw Dogs

Run! The sepia is coming from inside the glasses!