What's Your Number

 

Man, xkcd isn't even TRYING anymore.

Whistleblower

 

This summer, Rachel Weisz...IS...The Speedwalker!

Shark Night 3D

 

Oh my God! The shark has already eaten her legs! Oh...

Fright Night

 

 

Your movie poster sucks.

The Family Tree

 

Terrence Malick's The Tree of Stock Publicity Photos.

The Mighty Macs

 

 NUNSENSE: A JJ ABRAMS PRODUCTION

Okay, there needs to be some kind of cap on the amount of lens flare you're allowed to use to commemorate a victory in a high school girls' basketball league.

Like, could you imagine what they'd do if a hot nun had cured cancer? We'd all be blind. 

Dear Lemon Lima

 

Sweet Jesus. It's like some kind of cutsey bullshit singularity.

Zooey Deschanel must see this way all the time.

Julia X

 

Wow, I guess they really did take a few liberties with that reimagining

of The Graduate.

Cowboys & Aliens

 

So the poster for Cowboys & Aliens is just a bunch of disparate elements hastily slapped together with no regard for consistency or clarity?

Who says there's no truth in advertising?

Monte Carlo

 

NO ONE WILL BE SEATED AFTER THE THRILLING "THREE PEOPLE SITTING ON THINGS" SCENE!!!