Thursday, June 30, 2011

Operation:Endgame

http://i.imgur.com/msMuN.jpg 
Hey, It's That Guy From That Thing: THE MOTION PICTURE

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

5 Days of War

"Based on actual events"? Man, if I outran fire breathing helicopters only to be played in the movie by "Rupert Friend", I would be pretty miffed.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Doctor Dolittle: Tail to the Cheif

Man, Vivid Entertainment is going to be pissed when they learn that they'll have to change the subtitle of their inevitable Obama- themed adult film.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Beethoven's Big Break

Pfft, teach it to play basketball, THEN I'll be impressed.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Abduction

 
"Die Hard in a kaleidoscope with the Twilight werewolf" probably shouldn't have made it past the "high concept" stage.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Friends with Benefits

It's nice to see movie stars using their platform to spread awareness of debilitating conditions like Alien Hand Syndrome.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Romeo and Juliet (in Yiddish)

Sorry, but this project lost all credibility the moment you decided not to call it Romeo and Jewliet.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Green Lantern

"Woah, you didn't tell me Abin Sur was going to be in it! Now I have to see this movie!!!"- Literally no one, ever

Friday, June 17, 2011

The Fifth Quarter

A mass of white people, bathed in golden light, raising their arms in salute? Yeah, that's pretty inspirational all right.