your movie poster sucks
FIGHTING COPY/PASTED IMAGES AND MARGINALLY CLEVER TAGLINES WITH SAME
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Operation:Endgame
Hey, It's That Guy From That Thing: THE MOTION PICTURE
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
5 Days of War
"Based on actual events"? Man, if I outran fire breathing helicopters only to be played in the movie by "Rupert Friend", I would be pretty miffed.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Doctor Dolittle: Tail to the Cheif
Man, Vivid Entertainment is going to be pissed when they learn that they'll have to change the subtitle of their inevitable Obama- themed adult film.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Beethoven's Big Break
Pfft, teach it to play basketball, THEN I'll be impressed.
Friday, June 24, 2011
Spy Kids 4
THAT'S NOT EVEN A PUN. CHRIST.
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Abduction
"
Die Hard
in a
kaleidoscope
with
the Twilight werewolf
" probably shouldn't have made it past the "high concept" stage.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Friends with Benefits
It's nice to see movie stars using their platform to spread awareness of debilitating conditions like
Alien Hand Syndrome
.
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Romeo and Juliet (in Yiddish)
Sorry, but this project lost all credibility the moment you decided not to call it
Romeo and Jewliet
.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Green Lantern
"Woah, you didn't tell me Abin Sur was going to be in it! Now I
have
to see this movie!!!"- Literally no one, ever
Friday, June 17, 2011
The Fifth Quarter
A mass of white people, bathed in golden light, raising their arms in salute? Yeah, that's pretty inspirational all right.
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